$300 by Soul Coughing

Lifting me up like a garage door
I need to feel it when the drug starts coming on
I know you Lord are a jealous Lord
I know the tablet is your competition

And I need for you to be reasonable
(How much? She said for three hundred dollars I'll do it)

Beating me down just like a rain storm
I need to feel it when the rain starts coming on
I know the skin is a jealous skin
I know the sky it is its competition

And I need for you to be reasonable
(How much? She said for three hundred dollars I'll do it)